uuuuggggghhhhhhh

So we went to dinner tonight at Tong's, then went and got ice cream at Marble Slab. I've had better ideas... like sticking my wang in a pencil sharpener or putting my beer in my pocket upside down so I can have both hands to do stand-up comedy. Seriously though, what was I thinking? Grease+fat+sugar+dairy = dogshumpinginapark, no no wait, bare with me here. Like warm and fuzzy and throbbing.. and a little sickening... not like imediate upfront, but somewhere.. in the back of your mind you're just like ewwww.

Which means I can only conclude that dogs are in fact humping in my stomach.

mildy terrfied,
me.