musings

I feel there are two types of countries, at least in the >3rd world, consensers and fuckoffians. The first category, with places like Canada, UK, Germany, India and others that seem to hold some common principles, and a general disposition. Not to downplay both internal and external political turmoil, but compared to the fuckoffians they seem to have a meditation about them when it comes to society locally (albeit viewed through my limited knowledge) and on the global stage. Fuckoffians on the other hand, the french, ourselves (US), Russia, a good handful of arab nations, and depending on the day China (if they had a freer {is that a word?} political system I think they'd be more fuckoffian) are the complete and utter opposite. There's never a consensus, or reasoned thought but rather opposiding sides interanlly or opposing other fuckoffians externally at far extremes that don't make the least bit of sense.

For example, take immirgration in the US. You can't fucking declare 10-15 million people as felons in our current economic state, especially when they hold a huge place in the essential work force. I'm sorry no one listened to the southwest for the past 15 years, but the nation as a whole chose to ignore the problem (because it was only texas->california's problem) and now that has bit them in the ass. The simple fact of the matter is they ignored the problem, and now you have this huge population, most of whom work in valuable jobs, contribute to this society, and are good people who we allowed to come here and make a better life for themselves. Calling them criminals is rediculous. I'm not picking a side mind you, fuckoffians can't be fuckoffians without other fuckoffians to fuckoffy against, case in point the 'protesters'. People keep prattling on about how impressive it was that the hispanic community mobilized, and showed that they are a force to be reckoned with in washington. There's nothing impressive about it, and honestly its an insult to the civil rights movement 50 years ago, the italian/irish/E.euro labor movement a hundred years ago, the womens liberation movement, basically all the serious movements that have been against oppression and for the dignity and rights found in our constitution. A) You don't count cause you don't have a vote, and the opinion against your cause is overwhelming. This is the first thing both parties have agreed on in a really long time. B) You are not entitled to citizenship. Human dignity and humane treatment doesn't include a free pass into the country. It means you're treated well as your shipped back home and the idea that people are trying to dictate otherwise is rediculous. C) Protests without education, without a point, are just mobs and they sure as hell don't get my respect. I saw countless 'students' 'protesting' who didn't have a clue what the issue was. When interviewed they said rediculous things about 'down with Bush' who actually is there best chance at getting any support. They carried Mexican flags, failed to show up to any rallys or townhalls that didn't involve skipping school, and generally showed their true colors: red, white, green and fuckoffian.

The solution is simple, if this was canada (I'm hyperbolizing here) they would be like, "Look, we made a mistake, so we need to incorporate these people into our society, including as tax revenue, and ensure that they are assimilated, including speaking our language, and participating in our political and educational systems but then we need to refocus and adhere to the principals of our nation and get immigration back on the track that we as Canadians think is right... eh?" But instead we got fuckoffians, "Throw them in jail!" "We have a right to be here!"

France is no better. The retardicon nation has no youth employment. (22% unemployment) The reason they could all protest is they didn't have any damn jobs. Now they protest a law designed to encourage youth hires, to fuel a stagnating socialistical (if thats not a word it should be) society (marx and lennon you can suck my nuts ya dumb bastards)*** and the unemployed youth revolt. How dare they take away their unquestionable job security of the jobs... they don't... have. So Chirac comes up with a compromise, fair to both sides, right down the middle and he is virtually hung in public by all. By the way, that's another symptom of fuckoffian societies, voices of reason are pretty much synonymous with maurder... except without the cause... what do you call a maurder without a cause? oh yeah, chump.

As a person who's easy going, and idealistic fuckoffianism makes me sick. Chump or not, the voice of reason will always get my vote and support.

fuckoffy it all,
me.


*** Have you ever read the Communist Manifesto? Talk about a load of horsepoo. Maybe I have a century worth of history clouding my judgement but how could anyone have ever thought that garbage would succeed?

rush induced rambles

Contingent Offers of Doom, well what can I say, they suck. It would seem in the consulting world you're offered a contingent offer which is like a job offer, in that they offer you everything except a start date. Then you're floated to clients until someone decides to hire you, which could be a week, a month or never. So I guess Monday I redouble my efforts on seeking other positions and hope for the best.
Its that day again, and google in good spirit has once again came through with google romance. My favorite however is Ars-Technica's game review of none other than Duke Nukem Forever. Why did it take so long? DNF has been rewritten as an AJAX application on Ruby it will run on any platform in your web browser. ;)

Since I really don't do much, my fools day was pretty uneventful. Last night on the other hand was awesome. We started at the Idle Rich, then went back to addison, then back to idle rich to wait for some people to get off work at IR. From there it was to a sushi place down on greenville across from El Cabana, in which all men present were named Mike. Being shoddy on names, this was sweet. The place is pretty damn good, but like any Sushi place on greenville it aint cheap. After that we ended our drinking at the Dubliner. Rachems was a bum and bailed after, but Jenn, Stevie, Mike and myself went to the Richardson Cafe Brazil. Aside from Patties I can't remember such a long night, gootdimes.

If you get a chance check out The Loop. It's not the best comedy ever, but it does have a youth-oriented humor that most sitcoms on TV severly lack. Besides the plethora of great words for unfortuante situations to add to your vernacular are woth the effort alone.

Finally, if you enjoy books of the LotR and Harry Potter variety check our Eragon. An incredible book that walks the line of coming of age tale of HP and sweeping epic of LotR. Did I mention it has dragons?

So, I gave up caffeine last week and I came to one quick and resonatingly clear conclusion: Frapjackets... jackballs? Well dammit I told you 2 paragraphs ago to watch The Loop, I'm hardly responsible if you're not caught up yet. Anywho... it foooookin blows. I love caffeine. While I realize that my over dependence on caffeine needs curtailing, giving it up is nuts. If you saved puppies and kittens while feeding the homeless a little too much that you had a desire to do it each day you woke up would you walk away for good? from puppies? and hobos? NO! You'd stare the hobos and puppies in the eye and say, "I will destroy you!!!!" So I'm back to drinking caffeine, albeit not by the 12pack. This is a dark dark day for humanity indeed.

with a hard on for C8H10N4O2,
me.